I never want anyone to know my mom pooped her dress. Curse yourself. After wrapping them in 20 paper towels, I threw them away, then used another 40 to wipe down all my body parts while my daughter stood there trying not to watch. Anyway, the day of prom comes, and when I woke up that morning, I felt super sick to my stomach, but decided just to ignore it and hope it would go away, which it did. I decided to back out of the drive thru but lo and behold someone was already behind me. As we were walking in, I let out a shart. I tried not to panic and had to think quick. But, as an adult? I jumped into the shower, clothes and all, but was too late. didnt know if i should run into the bushes or what my options were to save any dignity (i had only met this guy the night before). Youll be thankful you have them one day!. He misses sleeping until noon, drinking nightly, and See full profile . Memorial Day Parade. By the time we got on the bus i was in full Bridesmaids mode- I literally thought at any moment i was gonna throw up. My sister kicked me out of the delivery room because she couldnt handle the smell. I shit myself on a bus shoulder to shoulder with 20 of my peers and probably 20 other natives. Wieser was driving her child to a playdate when she had the sudden and immediate urge to go. Celebrities' Most Embarrassing Emergency Toilet Stories. Before I got surgery Ive pooped myself absolutely everywhere. I hung up on him and ordered our food. Pooping didnt cross my mind for the whole 30 seconds that I talked to the worker but as soon as I pulled my car up a spot I knew it was over. Bless my wonderful parents. Something for everyone interested in hair, makeup, style, and body positivity. Discover unique things to do, places to eat, and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me! The year was 2012. Now, as promised, it for sure is time for me to throw my story out there as well(at the bottom of the post), Before you start reading, one more big big thank you to everyone who participated, and in case youre wondering, my wife is more interested than I have ever seen her before to read this post with your stories. She was traumatized, even more so than me, but she was too young to wait outside for the 20 minutes it took me to de-crap myself so I didnt really have a choice but to expose her to this horrific turn of events. Or for the boyfriend to discover your evil plot. I had to walk all the way home with my twins, with fresh shit dripping down my legs, and my husband and mom had to hose me off in the yard. You can have your shame, just don't eat it too. We ended up skipping dinner and having many, many drinks and soaking in the hot tub. I hear my wife start to move I knew I was close. Started using the stuff used for mud baths mixed to . So I had to waddle from the ice cream shop, through the go-kart track, across the putt putt course, in front of all of the customers and cute boys who worked there, with poop in my pants. I must have been 150 feet from the bathrooms that nobody was in our whole stay. I waddled through the house and ordered my 9-year-old out (I couldn't have her see her mother like that). It was a painful journey as the urgency kicked in. And now you're included in that list. I was on a flight and had to use the bathroom. And yet, despite all logic that would explain otherwise, I pooped my pants. And you know what the best part was? Halfway down the street, BAM!! Every single time she pisses me off Remember that time you shit your pants? Probably because the last time I did it I was 4yrs old and on purpose. TekhansenlesM. (not quite sure what to make of it??? Thank the heavens above there was a restroom very close to the entrance of the grocery store and no one was in there. Its been our little secret until now. Embarrassed, I excused myself to the delivery room bathroom and discovered some very messy pants. I would suggest a diaper, not pooping your pants. That was me before I knew what the heck was going on with my body(UC). Most people would be absolutely mortified if they ever, you know, pooped their pants in front of . She of course tells me that its alright and is glad that Im okay. Should a corn dog be called a cold dog since it needs a jacket? I assume he didnt notice that I was wearing totally different clothes to the ones hed seen me leave the house in, nor did he see my husband taking afore mentioned things outside. I pretended that the 15 minute warm up jog had knocked me out and that i needed a rest. I squatted over the bin and tried to get my dress up over my ass, but I couldnt do it in time. I went to Panera to wait for my husband to meet me for lunch. Apparently it wasnt a fart. As soon as I felt a turtle head pop out of my asshole, I backed my butt into the bush wall and unloaded a huge crap. So then I was put on diff meds and now Ive been holding up pretty well. I live ten miles from town and about seven miles out it was apparent that I was about to poop my pants. (NOTE: Unless you are a person of color, this may not apply to you, so look extra carefully. Its right on the corner of a major intersection and theres no where to go once youre in. Me parece que me ensuci los pantalones. squirt! Paige Ginn 68.7K subscribers Subscribe 1.9K Share 294K views 4 years ago Thought that I should share this beautiful story,. My stomach immediately makes a noise that can only mean, shits about to go down (pun intended). 2,160 Reviews. I wear diapers and I feel young everytime a p*** and pee. Now that you're alone, or at least out of public view, look at your pants, undies, and legs. What made it worse was I ended going back to his house the next day to get my clothes because I left in a hurry that night after my bath and when I arrived at his house he was in the front yard hosing down my shit covered jeans and his couch cushions. I'm here in Clearwater Beach this morning in today's video episode. And I just let it go, full on open sesame. My family and I were stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. Well, here goes one story for ya, Imagine being in a conference room business meeting and UC takes over your body and you are along for the ride to a bathroom with about, mmmmmmm, 35 secs to get there! I then arrive in garden & sort myself out leaving soiled clothes outside, before breezing in as if nothing had happened. He still loves me after that disaster. We were going to a trip to Florida , we are from Long Island so in the morning my wife says your going to ware those jeans she dose not like them but they are confiterbel so I ware the . I stood cross-legged for what seemed like an eternity. I was bare-ass naked, except for sandals, in the bathroom as I wiped up my splatter around the toilet as best I could. And then I here my mothers carand she is walking to the door to go in I catch her attention, and all I can say is, Mom, I know this looks hilarious, but please dont laugh, I just need some toilet paper. She shortly returns with not only toilet paper, but also Clorox wipes, a plastic bag, and a towel to cover myself as I walk in the house. Five days worth of spicy Costa Rican food came shooting out of me, filling the toilet nearly to the brim. If you look at most airplane toilets, there's a picture telling you to close the lid prior to flushing. Well, its safe to say that its evenworse. We finally get to the room and i run to the bathroom, take off all my clothes, put my poop covered jeans in a bag and chuck it out the window onto the roof of an apartment building. That's the subject of today's show. Now, as you get older, pooping your pants becomes less acceptable. You don't want the girl to know that you've framed her boyfriend. 191 Solid_Ganache4825 1 day ago it is the most anoyying shit ever , i am scared of annexing portugal because of this duo ( they both rival me btw ) my 2nd game ever lol I was staying at my new boo's place and REALLY had to poop, so I did what any girl would: I pretended to shower so I could do the deed in peace. Self care and ideas to help you live a healthier, happier life. On this particular morning I had an appointment with my GI doctor so I was forced to leave home earlier than I wanted. I was a statue of a woman and knew if I moved, the hot lava would keep running down my legs and pool inside my strappy Tory Burch sandals. I pooped my pants with Elissa the Mom. Well, I know how it can happen. Driving alone over an hour to attend the wedding of family friends. I closed my eyes tight and raised my bum a little off, feeling my wet panties stick to my clit. Watch popular content from the following creators: Arielle Vandenberg (@thearielle), PrankieMcFarts(@soakinginoatmeal), Eliana Ghen(@elianaghen), bella(@shaquile_oatmeal6969), Kaya (@kayarecovers) . Almost immediately my sister could smell me. Nexttake a big fat shower. I just stood there and at this stage in my illness im a bit more care-free so i let it be! This had never happened before. No worries though, I can make it. I rush to the bathroom, completely nude, hand covering my ass (for some reason), moving faster than I have ever moved before. We were several miles from the end of our run, so I told my boyfriend we had to pull over NOW. One quick toot and out comes a liquid sploosh onto the floor. 20:34. Even though they were soaking wet, I dont think anyone could tell. Dimensions. If you do that and other people are around, it will only solidify their theory that. My stomach started to do flips, but Im used to this and it usually passes. So, I run out and look for another bathroom, and unfortunately this ancient office building only has open bathroom on the floor and I am on the 3rd floor. Once in college, I pooped my pants a little bit at a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet. I was roughly 100 pounds, anemic, and not only was I freezing all the time- I was also using the restroom 15+ times a day. 142 likes. I understand if you are sick or have a medical condition, shits gonna happen, but if you cant get to the bathroom in time to move your bowels because you are having a Hallmark moment, then you are bad at being a human. Recently, BuzzFeed asked their users to share that one time they pooped their pants as an adult andholy sh*tliterally. So I make it to the second floor, and what do I findanother full house, you got it, damn the luck! When youre a kid and youre going through the stages of potty training, its safe to say that pooping your pants is relatively normal. Or, as normal as can be. I always try to p*** my pants. Next page. Also, she asked me what smelled like dog poop and puke so Im pretty sure she was ready to leave the laundromat, which now smelled like an outhouse that had been sublet by a frat house for a semester. With this illness you never know when poop will happen! Looking at pictures of pants being pooped and soiled makes me happy. I even pooped my pants recently in a taxi and made the driver stop and leave me on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere! As poop started poking out I pressed my hips down into the mattress and went more wee as I felt a big poop start pressing up crackling slowly in my panties. I pooped my pants a little and closed my game 329 46 46 comments Best Add a Comment Silesius_ 1 day ago Commonwealth allied with ottomans, not something I've seen before. Luckily the place we were staying wasnt far away, so we got back in the car and I had to kneel with my butt in the air the whole way. Anyways, we pulled into San Angelo, Texas and took a spot at their state park to camp for two nights. I like pooping and peeing my pants. My name is Erin, and I pooped my pants. I pull off on the bank, rip my shorts down, and let it all go. You know One of those pleasant smelling wonders of nature. And then I had to sit IN MY OWN SHIT IN MY CAR for 20 minutes. It felt like forever went by sitting in my poop pants and the stench but finally I got our food and I drove home. 1. You can have your shame, just don't eat it too. DONT COME OVER HERE, I yell, knowing this may end our marriage if she sees me. You have to run as fast as you can.. That evening, her son invited me on an early morning 40min run along the spit that goes out to the sea and back around the little bay they live on. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! You need to be sure, because hopefully, this is a no-shit situation. If you need to pass gas, go ahead and go to the toilet you might get more than you bargained for! Best day of my life. Meh. My daughter saw the back of my shorts. As I was relieving myself, a realtor came out back and asked what I thought of the property. Instead of heading to the loo, she stood there laughing her ass off at stupid greeting cards because she thought the feeling would pass. JUST A WEDGIE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE. A link that will let you reset your password has been emailed to you. I couldnt have her see her mother like that. I woke up late and had no time for a real breakfast resulting in grabbing one of those Starbucks fraps from a gas station, and a box of mini Charleston chews because hey why not! I pooped my soul out in a matter of seconds. leg smothered in poo. 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